May 2013
supermassiveasshole:
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
me at school
me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga
me: i'd push you in front of me whore